to the people who post selfies on instagram everyday, do you not have other things to take pictures of, or are you really that into yourself?

side note: filters aren’t a digital form of makeup.

the “people of the CTA” facebook page is very concerning. this is why i think i should be paid to ride the el. just saying.

if i already told you i’m not religious, do you honestly think that sending me an endless supply of pamphlets* will get me to change my beliefs? no, it won’t.

*the pamphlets aren’t even made from post-consumer recycled materials; quite disappointing if you ask me.

eating dinner at 4:45pm is a thing?

don’t wear uggs if you know you’re gonna shuffle in them. please, for my sanity.

if you think “sugar free” means that something is healthier, then you have a very skewed definition of “healthy.”

it’s hard to consider someone a friend if they don’t have the same taste in music as me.

fire alarm at 2am, 10 degrees outside, 100% awake. absolutely loving the dorms at this point.

you can’t be nervous about leaving the US for the first time if you’re staying at an all-inclusive resort. it doesn’t work like that.

if you’re going to have an obnoxiously long hug with your best friend who you probably saw yesterday, then don’t do it two feet in front of me when i’m walking to class.